The Editing Room makes fake scripts of real movies by acknowledging all the Hollywood bullshit that’s happening in a film. Imagine replacing all the dialogue in a movie with your kid brother’s obnoxious but funny voice over. With the boring scenes fast-forwarded.
Here’s an excerpt from Iron Man:
JEFF BRIDGES
I am all-powerful now, Robert! Nobody can stop me! Not even the guy who invented the weapon I’m using!
ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Gwyneth! Flip the ‘Kill Jeff Bridges’ switch!
GWYNETH PALTROW
I can’t! Despite being strong, smart, and capable for the duration of the film, I’ve suddenly transformed into a scared little damsel in distress, incapable of even the slightest gesture that could help you!
note: they’re alot more fun to read when you’ve actually watched the movie before.
1 Comment
June 7, 2008 at 11:51 am
awesome.
But i hate reading. they should Swede them.